"Flat" Stanley Lambchop Esq
Position:
Rider. Team Leader. Pace Setter
Occupation:
Limbo World Champion. Being flat has it's advantages
But you would really like to be a:
bit fatter
Most Looking forward to:
Watching the rest of the team crumble behind me as.
Least Looking Forward to:
Being stuffed in an envelope for my trip back to the States. Why are you people too tight to book me a seat?
Most likely to say:
Amy, come get me, they're making me cycle the whole country!
Least Likely to say:
I'm the ugliest member of the team
Who are you most likely to assault on this ride?:
The whole team. And soon.
Gary Hurdman
Position:
Rider. Probably at the back. Way back.
Occupation:
Software Engineer
But you would really like to be a:
Ballet dancer or a job in which I'm allowed to wear womens clothes.
Most Looking forward to:
The rest breaks
Least Looking Forward to:
Riding down wind of Matt.
Most likely to say:
Is it normal for your @rse to go entirely numb?
Least Likely to say:
Come on guys, catch up.
Who are you most likely to assault on this ride?:
The first person to comment on my Lycra shorts.
Edward Hurdman
Position:
Rider.
Occupation:
Medical Technologist ( That is what it say’s on my wage slip I can’t help it )
But you would really like to be a:
Cyclist
Most Looking forward to:
Lands End in sight. Just one mile to go. Yipeeee
Least Looking Forward to:
My knees swelling up, a saddle sore back side .Going up the side of of Ben Nevis (
err, not by our route - webmaster)
Most likely to say:
This is great down hill for the next ten mile (
sorry, not by our route again - webmaster)
Least Likely to say:
Bryn ’s a nice chap
Who are you most likely to assault on this ride?:
Bryn, he thinks he is right all the time ,but he ‘s not. I AM
Matthew Leech
Position:
Rider.
Occupation:
Recruitment Manager
But you would really like to be a:
professional cyclist so I could do this without breaking a sweat
Most Looking forward to:
Lots of alcohol at Lands End
Least Looking Forward to:
Getting on my bike
Most likely to say:
Where's the pub?
Least Likely to say:
Isn't this fun?
Who are you most likely to assault on this ride?:
My Saddle
Daniel Lafferty
Position:
Rider.
Occupation:
All round buidling kinda geezer
But you would really like to be a:
Man
Most Looking forward to:
Showing how silky my legs look in Lycra
Least Looking Forward to:
Showing how silky my legs look in Lycra (yes, I know that's the same)
Most likely to say:
Lycra is your friend
Least Likely to say:
Does my bum look big in this?
Who are you most likely to assault on this ride?:
Anyone I catch looking at my bra
Bryn Edwards
Position:
Support Driver, Navigator and Morale Officer (If morale gets too high I have to bring it down to the miserable level)
Occupation:
Trainer
But you would really like to be a:
Tree leaf counter
Most Looking forward to:
Christmas
Least Looking Forward to:
Old Age
Most likely to say:
I'm right and you're wrong
Least Likely to say:
You're right and I'm wrong
Who are you most likely to assault on this ride?:
Three legged hedgehogs
